You're a dude. A muscley dude at that. You think, "I don't need makeup"... you dont see you from stage!! Y'all look like glowing neon white marshmallow heads on top of a chiseled body. It distracts from your physique. Please, let us do your makeup. 

What does that include you may ask? Just some hydrating skin prep, foundation to match your body & head, and some powder to take down oils and shine. The products we use are sweat proof and transfer resistant, so you dont have to worry about it "running", and it is easily removed with one of your wife's makeup wipes.